Sarcasm is My Superpower Store

Where the art of snarky banter meets retail.

Shop for all your snarky needs:

Eye Rolls for Days

A 100% pure sarcasm, no artificial fillers or preservatives. Comes in 3 sizes: small, medium, and large.

Priced to sell: $19.99

Sarcastic Sarcasm Spray

Instantly defuse any tense situation with our special blend of sarcasm and eye rolls. Comes in a convenient 1oz bottle.

Priced to sell: $24.99

Sassy Comebacks

Pre-made comebacks for the lazy or just plain sassy. Comes in 5 flavors: classic, modern, and internet.

Priced to sell: $9.99